Social Numericals

I have this thing where I wonder why people follow or add me on social networks. Each time a new person follows me, I wonder what it is that I said that made them want to find out more about me. I wish I knew the answer. It would probably make me a bit...

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@KylaPratt has a baby... So what?

Is it so wrong if someone chooses no to advertise her baby and/or pregnancy to the whole world?I, for one, absolutely don't think so!But clearly, for the masses over in Hollywood, who seem to have nothing better to do with their time, it is a crime punishable...

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All the phones I've ever owned...

Just finished browsing through a blog post on one of my favourite web design blogs. ( The Evolution of Cellphones)Decided to compile a list of phones I've ever used since the first time I ever saw a cellphone, up until right this very moment.Let me begin...1997-ishMotorolaThis...

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Oh noes!

Turns out, you're a devil worshiper and don't even know it. According to the internet, everything anyone's doing, watching or even listening to is associated with the devil. Anything I do with your hands? = devil sign. Anything I do with your eyes?...

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It's not you, it's me

Please be advised that the content in this post is NOT SUITABLE FOR SENSITIVE READERS!Now that we got that out of the way. Let's dissect the happenings of yesterday...So there I am, just clicking around the internets, and while on Twitter. I see this...

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Behind the music

So, the day before yesterday, I had a good dose of TV. Okay, I'll admit, that sounded waaay better in my head.What I'm trying to say is, I was spoiled for choice on Monday. Literally. There were at least three good TV shows worth watching. All pretty...

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Sticks and stones

Imagine you're just chilling, on a cool Monday afternoon, and you get an email that someone has commented on a website you've been featured on. So you decide to check it out, then this is what you come a across: I'm not too sure what exactly...

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Vitaminwater is for the birds!

So... over the past few months, I've been trying out different flavours the worldwide phenomenon, Glaceau Vitamin Water.And the conclusion I've come to is this - Vitamin Water is really nothing but watered down water with flavouring and funky colours....

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I am an African

On an occasion such as this, we should, perhaps, start from the beginning.So, let me begin.I am an African.I owe my being to the hills and the valleys, the mountains and the glades, the rivers, the deserts, the trees, the flowers, the seas and the ever-changing seasons that define the face of our native land.My body has frozen in our frosts and in...

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Big Beautiful Women

If there's one thing I don't understand, is why chubby/hefty/thick women don't like themselves. Obviously not all of them are like this, but the few that don't, really disturb something deep within me.As much as we can blame the media for portraying...

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Poor people making threats!

I'm sorry, but I just gotta be honest.I hate poor people. I hate poor people, convicts, drug addicts, and anyone along those lines. Actually anyone who considers themselves "reformed" in any way is also hated by I.Yes. HATED. Strong word, right? I know....

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Dear drug smugglers

It's come to my attention that a lot of drug dealers and drug smogglers alike, are getting their stash confiscated ALL THE TIME...So, as a way to help the hustlers out, I've come up with a few ways of how they can prevent getting their "coke" locked...

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