Things that suck!

Peanuts.

I have to confess, I'm not a big peanut fan.

Okay, I'll eat your ocassional Cadbury's Fruit & Nut chocolate slab (though I'm really a Rum & Raisin fan), but I would never go out of my way to buy a whole sack of Peacan nuts or Brazillian nuts or whatever.

I don't know. I'm weird like that.

KTHBB!

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Jus jumped into teh LogoPond

Great news!!

I'm on LogoPond, gonna give this whole logo design thing a spin.

:P

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Have a big break!

Check what I just had mailed to me...

Ingredients:

30 x Saisbury's Luxury Belgian Milk Chocolate
3 x ScotBlok Chocolate Flavour
Cake Covering
6 x Loacker Quadratini chocolate wafers
1 x Wallpaper
dipping trough
1 x Sticky backed vinyl floor tile

Day 1: We cut out the KitKat logo from the floor tile and stuck it to the bottom of the trough ( in reverse). Melted about 1 third of the chocolate and poured it into the mould.

Day 2: The chocolate set over night. Next stage was to arrange the wafers in five layers along the chocolate.

Then melted the rest of the chocolate and poured it carefully around the wafers, then over the top.

Day 3: Refregirate for 12hours

Vital statistics: Size L 59cm x W 17cm x H12cm 45,888 Calories 1860g saturated fat 1120 Weight Watchers points (this equates to 3 months worth of a daily allowance for a woman)

Please don't sue me.

If you know where this idea comes from, please let me know so I can credit who I need to.

Otherwise, this is pure heaven for a KitKat junkie like me...

:P

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Things that suck! [#2]

Soup.

I don't like soup.

I just don't understand people who go to an expensive restaurant and order... soup.

I mean come on!

Soup?

Are you for real?

Soup?

Some cooked water with something boiled in? Do you realise you're basically drinkin/eating/whatever-it-is-you-do-to-soup(ing) broth?

Do you even know what broth is? Google it!

Please, fight the good fight. Stop souping!

:P

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It's time for change.

versus

I've decided I'm cancelling my Men's Health subscription.


For some reason, I don't think I'm the target audience. I think over the past 2 years, 30+ copies (from issue 100) later, I'm just not who they are talking to.

I wont lie and say I never really found the magazine useful in any way. I actually have. I can't say I did the theory and tried it out on someone. It's just that some things you just need to read them in a magazine before you really really know about them.

I dunno whether you understand me...

I just don't think titles like "Burn Fat Fast" right next to "Things She Wants You to Know" still appeals to me anymore. Besides the fact that I renewed my subscription. ONCE. I still feel like I've come full circle. I mean I've never even once used their A.B.S.D.I.E.T. program. It just wasn't meant for me. I'm lean enough as it is. I don't really need a new workout plan.

So I've decided, I'm gonna go for something that's totally directed at me 100% from cover to cover. Tomorrow's Technology Today (a.k.a. T3). Gadgets gadgets and more gadgets. From the skimpily-clad covergirl (sporting whatever gadget's featured in the mag) to the ads. No more... "Eat this... Not that...". Time for some serious geekspeak.

For some reason I just don't think I was ever gonna win the "Belly Off" contest!

I've had enough of those black & white male models, it's time for some girls in bikinis so I can balance everything out. 30+ copies of magazines with b&w male models right next to the full color girls.

Finally the yang will meet it's yin.

Don't worry Men's Health people, I'll still be a proud subscriber to Men's Health Living. Now THAT is relevant to my interests. LOL!

Peace!

:P

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