Things that suck: PIES!

Let's get one thing clear... Pies suck.I know this because I've been eating pies for a very long time, and regardless of the fact mentioned above, it was only till yesterday that I realised that pies are just useless.I mean, there's just a huge collection...

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I see fat people... and they're running

Here's one thing I just can't understand. FAT PEOPLE RUNNING. And I don't mean fat as in a little chubby, or with a bit of "baby fat". No no no no... *shaking head vigorously*Not looking like this --> I'm talking really fat. Like borderline-obese...

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Inspirational breakups

I think the numer one motivator for any artist's success rests in their heart.It's only after we get our hearts broken that we rise to greatness. I guess it has something to do with wanting to show the ex that you are much better without them, or that...

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Enough Soweto already!

I'm sick and tired of everything happening in Soweto! Seriously.I know it's the biggest township yada yada and all that jazz, but seriously, there are other more deserving townships and communities in South Africa!Everything that has anything to do with...

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Women lie!

...ALL THE TIME!And their biggest one isn't the usual "I've never done that before", "I'm pregnant" or the "it's your baby" lie. Nooooooo...Their biggest and most frequent lie is... wait for it... you ready?... OK... here it comes... The biggest and...

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Social networking killed the blog-star!

Okay, I know blogging is part of the social networking umbrella, but still.I think Twitter and Facebook have single-handedly driven real opinion blogging to the ground. I know this because over the past few months (if not years) I've blogged less and...

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Check BBM*

I've come to notice something...People will do anything to get some sort of social acceptance in their circles.Have you noticed how many people now have the ultimate "I may not have much, but I have this" item? In case you're wondering what I'm talking...

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