Dear drug smugglers

It's come to my attention that a lot of drug dealers and drug smogglers alike, are getting their stash confiscated ALL THE TIME...

So, as a way to help the hustlers out, I've come up with a few ways of how they can prevent getting their "coke" locked up. Or even getting themselves locked up!

Let's go...

First off. Let's point out some obvious facts...

1. Drugs are normally a white powder.
2. Weed/marijuana/dagga is commonly transported they way it's grown... in plant form.

Why is it that when the druggies wanna ship their stuff, they always wanna use some impractical means like aerosol cans and hair products and such? Obviously if a can of hair spray is heavier than it should be, that's gonna raise some alarms. Be smart. Stop and think a moment... What other options are there? What would pass straight by customs and across that airport security sniffer-dog to get your shipment safely to where it's headed?

Come on... think. Think. Think!

Got it? Not? Okay, lemme help you out here...

You ready? You sitting down? You NOT high? Are you writing this down? OK.

Think outside the box a little. What's the one thing that the cops won't ever think of suspecting? What's so obvious that it actually isn't obvious? Think bruh, come on! I'll tell you what... If you're in South Africa, I'm sure you're very much familliar with this here product... It's called Grand-Pa. It's basically ground aspirin.

I know, you didn't think of that one did you? Nooo!

It's simple, all you have to do - being the 5-star druggie you are - is basically find a way to get your drugs into those sachets. Think about it, all your hardwork will be done for you! You don't have to worry about packaging, shipment or import/export taxes! I'm not actually sure if there are any taxes charged on drugs, but anyway...

How are you gonna know which of the boxes that leave the factory/warehouse are yours? Now that's totally up to you to figure out. But I can give you an idea, simply because I'M THAT GUY!
All you have to do is get someone on the inside to put your coke into the packaging machine. Then get more guys to keep track of that specific batch of Grand-Pa. Dunno how you're gonna pull this one off, but still.
This brilliant little idea is from the 1968 movie, Inspector Clausseau. You should watch it.

Next up, weed. How to get it from point A (usually Swaziland or Durban) to point B (usually Joburg) without a trace. Simple. Much like the first stroke of genius. This one also involves an inside job.
Get someone who works at a tea making company. Specifically the teabagging department. Even more specifically... the green tea department. Get them to bag your stuff for you. Simple. How many people/dogs will even suspect normal teabags to contain an illegal substance? I can't think of any. Can you? I didn't think so.If all else fails, then set up your own packaging and distribution factory and start a company that will deal directly with your most trusted clients. This might take you a while and not to mention, millions and millions of capital. Good luck with this one.

I'd suggest you take my advice and go with the first ideas though.

Peace out!

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