Damn all these beautiful girls...

Now playing: Sean Kingston

Song: Beautiful Girls

Let's face it, most beautiful aren't really good at much...

I mean, how many beautiful girls you know that are good at stuff... stuff like cooking, cleaning, taking care of their man AND still manage to keep their hair, nails and clothes in order??

To be perfectly honest... not that many!

In comparison to "okay" looking girls, the beautiful ones are really not all they made out to be in terms of being in a proper being an all round beauty... I don't know about other races, but I'm pretty sure most "beautiful" black girls can only do half the things mentioned above.

I know of only a few girls who can actually cook, take care of their nails and still manage to keep a man.

A word of advice to the beautiful girls out there... you ever wonder why you can never really keep a man for longer that 12 months??

well...

that's simply coz you only satisfy one one of his needs. A
BEAUTIFUL GIRL BY HIS SIDE! Everything else... you come a close second
to the "I'm beautiful inside" chick he's cheating you with!

There... doesn't the truth make you feel good? Wanna know another reason why...?? simple...

You're way too concerned about your hair, make-up and nails to even dare to get
out the house for a simple trip to the store around the corner... You'd much
rather stay behind and let him go on his own... which is where he meets other
sexy make-up-free girls, who end up taking your man.

Then you wanna run around claiming that all men are pigs/dogs/losers/ Failing to realise that it was your fault all along.

YOU were the one who said... you're not the cooking type
YOU were the one who said... you're not the cleaning type
YOU were the one who said... "ooh... I can never go a day without make up"
During sex... YOU were the one who said... "you want me to do WHAT!?!"

To all the beautiful ladies out there: Maybe, just maybe, one day when your man asks you to do something for him and you're about to say no... consider this... somewhere out there there's some girl who's more than ready and willing to do all those things you consider yourself to be too beautiful to do... nuff said!

end note: The above statement includes: sex, not wearing make-up, letting
him see how you look first thing in the morning, seeing your imperfect ass &
thighs(aka celulite).

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teh typo

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Originally uploaded by Paper_Cut

nobody's perfect... even major newspapers make teh mistakes...

this is a pic of an article in some Sunday newspaper reviewing the Mercedes Benz C-Class!


click on the pic and read the last sentence...

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Vanish, my ass!!!

What the hell!!!



I don't know how many people fall for this whole "miracle cleaning detergent/soap/liquid" crap. But I'm definately not one of them...


First they tell you it cleans iodine fresh out of white shirts... ok, my first question is... what the hell would you be doing with iodine (or whatever other chemical for that matter) on white shirts? Plus; I think whatever cleaning agents/chemicals they put in their product has some sort of reaction with the ioding and therefore looks like it completely cleans it whereas it's only reacting with the agents in the cleaning thingy.

And then there's this other Bang one... (I won't mention names in case I get my ass sued :P) Anywayz... I think that one is a clear lie. Who the hell (apart from coin collectors) would want to put a 5c coin in that stuff to see if it works...?

Then there's the whole "steam cleaning" revolution...

For those of you who don't know, there's this hand-held steaming thingy that apparently is supposed to blow hot steam onto "hard-to-clean" surfaces. I think it's total crap. I think it just blows the steam from one place to another. It basically changes the grime from solid to a messier liquid form that just requires you to clean the mess you just made (in the effort to have a cleaner surface) your damn self.

Eish...

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Same faces different places!

Been a while since my last post but anywayz, here goes...

Now, I'm not the only one who thinks this but it just irritates the crap out of me that almost on every other channel (SABC1,2,3 & e) you always see the same actors playing different roles.

The first question I always ask myself is "WHY?". A simple 'why'. Why can't we get to see fresh talent on the silver screen for a change. Just somebody who's tryin to crack it into the industry, instead of people you've been watching since 1999. I mean why do people still go study Drama if all we ever get to see is the same people everywhere. In ads, sitcoms, presenting and even voice-overs... everywhere.

All I'm asking for is some new faces to do the same things these 'veterans' are doing. I'm not saying they should quit acting, but they should rather give the noobs a chance.

It's okay to see people you know playing some serious roles in soapies like Generations and stuff, but when you see someone who's been acting longer than you care to remember in a lousy role like on that new teen soapie on eTV it just gets kinda depressing. In my eyes they sorta lose credibility, that can't be good...

Anywayz, just my two cents!

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Beautiful inside

Shame, isn't it just so sad when fat/ugly/pimple-faced girls suddenly decide they are all BBW and stuff. Don't get me wrong, I know quite a lotta "big" girls and most of them happen to be my best friends. They're very beautiful and stuff. But they're completely different compared to the ugly ones. I wonder why... I think they listen to too much of that "I'm beautiful inside" crap! Seriously, think of it. Almost everyone is somehow inside. You're either a nice person or you attitude completely sucks balls!!!

And it doesn't automatically mean that because you're fugly outside then you're
beautiful inside.

This applies to all the ugly girls out there. Regardless of your body size. If you're ugly, you're ugly, there's absolutely nothing we can help you with. Accept it and move on. Same applies to all the guys who repeatedly date fugly girls and claim they're "beautiful inside". It's a sad excuse. Just admit it to yourself. You're just in it for the sex! Plain and simple. Let's face it. Ugly girls are freaks in the bed. No question... :) That one was for the egos I bruised. Feelin better??

I'll be the first to admit. I have been in relationships with some girls with
questionable looks. How do I justify this? see above :D

So all's I'm sayin is, you don't have to be ugly to be "beautiful inside". You're beautiful all round. Inside and out. Fuck what everybody else says (myself included).

Clearly they don't know Jack Schidt!

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SkinArt!

So I was thinking of gettina tattoo. Actually it's nothing new, I've been contemplating it for the past 3 odd years.

But now that I've finally decided on what I wanna get. I'm having second thoughts. Not necessarily about the pain or anything like that.

The question I keep asking myself is... is my body ready for
a tattoo??

This is probably because I feel I still have a long way to go in terms of "expanding" body wise, if you know what I mean. I don't think I'm done growing yet. But at the same time I don't wanna go get a tatt done when I'm 31 or something like that. Then it just loses its appeal. I wanna do it now while I'm still young.

I don't know, kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place

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Now playing: Michael Buble

Track: Fever

So, yesterday afternoon, I call this other girl. She picks up. I can tell she can't really talk. I ask her why. She tells me she standing in a queue and she's about to get helped so she'll call me back.

Okay, so I hang up and wait for her to call...

Needless to say, she doesn't. I wasn't expecting her to anyways so it's no big deal.

Then late last night, after nine. She calls me. Now this might sound absolutely meaningless to you folks but to me it meant a whole lot. For one, it meant she was thinking about me at the time... :)

Lemme give you a brief history about me & this girl...

We met back in '05. She was standing outside a Standard Bank waiting for a friend. I was walking in her direction (sort of from the side from the back) and you can only guess exactly what I was looking at mkay!
As I was admiring ther beauty before me, (I was working my way up) and when I got to her face, I noticed she was staring at me. I had no choice but to make up some conversation. So I did.

I went up to he and the first thing she said to me was "I know you" (she spoke first). I was actually relieved, coz this meant I wouldn't have to think of some stupid chat-up line. So I asked her where she knew me from and she said from back home (Bloem). This was even more of a bonus coz at least we had something in common. So I got her number and went to go see her later that day.

I saw her as often as I could for about 2 months. Nothing serious, just visits and stuff.

Then she moved somewhere and we lost contact and she had also changed her number after she got mugged.

Anywayz...

I bumped into her again a few months ago and got her numbers again adn have been calling her since (not everyday obviously, I don't want her thinking I'm a stalker or anything like that).

So we've been keeping in touch for sometime now and I'm seriously falling for this girl, but she doesn't know it yet. I like so many things about her. She's a beautiful person in and out.

I wanna get closer though... My only fear is she'll either reject my ass or I'm gonna end up pushing her away... I don't want that!

What I like about her...

~ the way I feel when we talk on the phone.
~ the way she hugs
~ how open she is talking to me
~ her smile
~ her body (even though she's gained quite a bit of weight since I met her)
* I think this could actually be love *
~ I can't stop thinking about her (esp. after a phone call or after I see her)
** I'm not gonna rush things though, I just hope I don't scare her off... **

I'm going home this coming week, the day after my birthday. During last night's phone call, I told her this, and she said if only it wasn't during the week she'd love to come with me. Right then and there, I was starting to think I should try and reschedule my plans to fit her in, but I just couldn't. But at least she promised we'd see each other before then. I can't wait. I feel like a love-striken teenager! I'm not really complaining. I just hope it doesn't show when I try to tell her how she makes me feel... whenever that is...

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Thoughts and things...

Now playing: Common

track: 8 minutes to sunrise

Okay, so it's the first of the month, my PCclock says 19:01pm but I know is a few minutes behind...

anywayz...

My birthdays is exactly 5 days away. Lately I find myself thinking about my life a lot. I guess I don't really have much of a choice since I don't really have anyone to distract me and stuff.

Over the past few days I've been trying to figure out a number of things about myself. Crazy things sometimes. Stuff like what's the next 365 days have in store for me (after my birthday that is).

When it comes to relationships and stuff, I'm not too sure if I'm really gonna meet someone I'm gonna invest a whole lot of eneergy and money into. I've done that before got my fingers burnt, don't want it no more (for now at least) :) I'm not gonna spend a whole lotta time trying either!

I've decided to make the next 12 months, 53 weeks, 370 days, 8880 hours, and less than 5400000 minutes all about me. I've dedicated over 17 months to someone who clearly had no consideration of what I felt for her. I've decided to stop sulking about it and move the fuck on.

She didn't deserve all of this...

So it's official 01-August-2007 till 06-August-2008 are all about The PaperCut!

I don't care anymore about putting someone else before me. I have no kid no cat no goldfish nothing. So why the fuck should I put somebody else ahead of my own needs? I'm not doing that no more.

I've been in relationships with people who actually did care about me. I know this cause I know; I was there!

I have never been a player. I don't play. That's just who I am. Who I've always been. I think with mah heart and that's just the way it's always been. I don't cheat. I fall in love instead. It sucks that when you think you're about to start something real, the next person is busy with their own agenda. That's seriously not fair, but I guess that's just how life goes.

You live and you learn...

One thing I've repeatedly used as a 'revenge tool' has always been success. I believe it has a bigger impact that being bitter and shit.

So this is it. The revolution starts now!

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