Wednesday 24 June 2009

Pay attention... this is about you!


So you're probably wondering what brought this on. And well, to be honest, I just decided to write this especially for you! Yes you!


I wasn't gonna write anything, but considering I said I would, I have no choice but to stick to my word. It's what I do.



Question: How come guys who seem really really interested in you just fade away?
Answer: Conquest!

Long story:

There's this friend of mine (ok, she's not really a friend, I just know her) who's having issues with keeping a guy. Not a particular guy, just any guy who comes along.


She thinks something's wrong with her. So she comes and sobs on my shoulder each time the guys leave.


To be totally honest, I don't blame them for leaving.


You're not such a cool person to hang with. I, for one, am irritated shitless by your stupid giggles. You giggle at everything and anything that you see on TV. Even if it's a drama series on TV, you still find a reason to giggle.

Granted this might be confused with having a "bubbly personality". But come on! There's only so much bubbliness a guy can take till they realise that you have nothing more to offer than what you already have.


So you're sitting there reading this and thinking... "but, I've always been like this??". Yes, true as that may be. One thing makes this situation different to how you "have always been".


You hadn't slept with the guy yet!


Harsh, I know. I said it.


Let's get back to the issue at hand here...


Guys will stick with you through everything and anything; and I mean everyfuckingthing... EVERYTHING!!! If you haven't slept with them yet.


We'll overlook the fact that you have a bit of a breath issue, or that your hands are a bit ashy...

We're willing to overlook the fact that your one les is a bit thinner than the other. That doesn't matter, what matters is what's inbetween those legs.


Once that hurdle's jumped over and the guy has had enough of what you had to offer, that's it. Then your flaws start becoming the main focal point. Sticking through any more of this torture is subject to prospective bonking somewhere in the not too distant future...


So there you have it...
**upon getting to the end of this, i realised this is true for a lotta girls out there...

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2 killa comment(s): on "Pay attention... this is about you!"

Tribble said...

Sadly this says more about the guys than it does about the girl. She is being herself - they are misleading her. I agree that she should have realised all this by now - but I guess that trying to find that special someone will make a girl overlook the obvious.

I am sure that deep down she knows there is only one thing on their minds - but she continues to hope that this one might be different. So she gives them her all - and gets hurt yet again. It is a wonder that she is willing to try with the next guy.

I would assume she is young and is looking for the wrong type of guy. She should refine her tastes - and get a decent bloke.

tehPaperCut said...

Thanks Tribbs for the comment.

But as far as guy-girl interactions go, guys are always after one thing and girls the other.

Guys are always looking for the next girl to sleep wiith.
While girls are forever on the hunt for THE ONE! And both sexes do whatever it takes to get what they're really after.

For girls, if sleeping with him keeps him, then that's what they'll do.
For guys, if playing along leads to sleeping with her, then that's the gameplan!

Sad really...